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Okay for cereal. I forgot to post about this on Friday, but...

Another of [info]flainfalcon's cousins shat on my car. I know what you're thinking. Birds shat on cars all the time, what's new? Well, let me tell you a little something about this particular instance.

This particular bird has to have disappeared from the face of the earth because it did not take a dump, it shit-sploded for lack of a better, more descriptive term. There was BACKSPLATTER both up and down the hood and glass of my car. How the hell does a bird do THAT?

Yo Flain, have you filed a missing avian's report yet?

Date: 2011-03-01 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedyhatter.livejournal.com
If this was at the apartment, I think the same one got me last spring. I thought an albatross had christened my car with poo.

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